THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, BITCH.

HOW I SHOULD BE SPENDING THIS WEEKEND

howdoiputthisgently:

HOW I’LL ACTUALLY BE SPENDING IT:

WHENEVER I GET COMPLIMENTED AND DON’T REALIZE IT

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HOW I IMAGINE IT’S GOING TO BE LIKE FROM HERE

AND WHEN I HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS

AND THE PEOPLE I EXPECT TO CHAT WITH

BUT REALISTICALLY IT’S GOING TO END UP LIKE THIS

WHEN I HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS

WHEN I’M AT HOME ALONE

AND WHEN I’M AT THE CLUB

WHAT I THINK OF PEOPLE OF GO TO THE GYM OBSESSIVELY

WHEN MY FRIENDS SHOW ME A VIDEO OF ME DRUNK

HOW I TRY TO SUCK UP TO TEACHERS

BUT REALLY IT’S LIKE

HOW I FEEL WHEN I HAVEN’T GONE TO THE GYM FOR MORE THAN A DAY